The Classic, Oversized Hoodie
Product Description
The original Sorry Mom hoodie.
Built for chaos, comfort, and moments you’ll never forget. Made from 440 GSM heavyweight cotton with a box-cut, drop-shoulder fit for structure, not slouch.
No drawstrings, no compromises. Features a center chest print, bold back graphic, and custom labels reading “SORRY MOM - For risk-takers, by risk-takers.”
This isn’t merch, it’s a keepsake for those who live unapologetically.
Pre-Washed, No Shrink
100% Premium Cotton
440 GSM
SHIPPING: Free shipping on orders over $100. Orders ship within 2-3 business days.
RETURNS: Returns accepted within 7 days of delivery date. Items must be un-opened in original packaging. After 7 days, all sales are final.
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Arm (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34 | 30 | 24 |
| M | 38 | 33 | 25 |
| L | 42 | 36 | 25 |
| XL | 46 | 39 | 27 |
Machine wash cold with like colors.
Tumble dry low.
Do not bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Feedback from the fearless (and mom)
Sarah J****
Didn’t expect it to be this comfortable. The weight is perfect and the print looks even better in person.
Michael C****
Fit is boxy in the best way. Not too long, not too wide. perfect oversized look.
Emma R****
Feels premium and built for chaos. Took it on a last-minute trip and it held up through everything.
James W****
Wore it to a family dinner and my mom just sighed. 10/10.
Olivia M****
Quality surprised me. Thick, warm, and the print is sharp. Been getting compliments already. Fits a little big.
Andrea H****
Zach, you know you stress me out, but I’m proud of you. The hoodie is actually very nice. Please don’t ruin it doing something dangerous.
Sophia A****
This hoodie is basically my personality at this point. Heavy, comfy, and guaranteed to make my mom ask questions.
Liam G****
Exactly the vibe I wanted. Heavyweight, clean, and slightly concerning to parents.
Sarah J****
Didn’t expect it to be this comfortable. The weight is perfect and the print looks even better in person.
Michael C****
Fit is boxy in the best way. Not too long, not too wide. perfect oversized look.
Emma R****
Feels premium and built for chaos. Took it on a last-minute trip and it held up through everything.
James W****
Wore it to a family dinner and my mom just sighed. 10/10.
Olivia M****
Quality surprised me. Thick, warm, and the print is sharp. Been getting compliments already. Fits a little big.
Andrea H****
Zach, you know you stress me out, but I’m proud of you. The hoodie is actually very nice. Please don’t ruin it doing something dangerous.
Sophia A****
This hoodie is basically my personality at this point. Heavy, comfy, and guaranteed to make my mom ask questions.
Liam G****
Exactly the vibe I wanted. Heavyweight, clean, and slightly concerning to parents.